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[2024年2月8日] 来源:网络 编辑:Geilien.cn    


What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
What thing that God made sleeps with its head down?
If he sits down he is high; if he stands up he is low.
He is ever eating garbage and waste.
The king's crown but not king; the priest's cope, but not priest.
What thing sifts below and picks up above?
He walks with his back.
Come up and let us go, go down and here we stay.
Claps and claps, but the neighbors do not hear.
I open my two boxes noiselessly.
Five cocoanut palms; one is higher.
"Here, here", he says, but has no eyes.
A plant which does not fade when cut down.
A small hill having seven holes.
Two fence stakes chasing each other.
There is a small brook filled with shells.
If you let me live I shall soon die; if you kill me I shall live long.
A grain of rice fills the whole house.
Day and night I cry.
His words are audible but difficult to understand; when you look at his face you will understand what he says.
I bought a slave, taller than myself.
I saw two boats; only one person was on board.
You carry it; it carries you.
The house of an enchantress which has neither window nor door.
What is the best spice?
Santa Maria's house is surrounded by swords.
The letter C becomes O, O becomes C.
When the lamp is shining they can scarcely be seen, but when it is taken away they become visible.
If you look at me, you cannot see me.
There is a little thing like a piece of crayon, but it can guard a lady like a lion.
I cannot see although my eyes are wide open; if I cover, I can see.
Out in the field she talks too much; In the house she makes much noise; But when at table she is quiet.
I am looking at it, and it looks at me; if I laugh, it laughs.
If you chop it, it heals at once.
I saw nine birds; I shot five of them; how many were left?
My uncle has a sister but she is not my aunt. Who is she?
Sharp and long; flag of the world.
What animal carries his house wherever he goes?
If I walk in the dark I have no companion; if I walk in the light I have one.
If I catch, it catches; if I run away it chases me.
What walks that cannot be seen?
It runs having no feet and it roars having no mouth.
Why do birds fly south?
Where were kings usually crowned?
If the red house is on the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house?
What's big, black and eats rocks?
Which American president wore the largest hat?
What goes up, but never comes down?
What can you always count on, no matter what?
What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?
What always weighs the same no matter how big it gets?
What do you add in oil to make it boil?
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?
What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
Why can't a man living in Canada be buried in America?
What kind of flower does everyone have?
I have an eye, but I cannot see. Who am I?
Where is the ocean the deepest?
Where is the best place to see a man eating fish?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
When is the best time to have lunch?
What always ends everything?
What is the longest word in the English language?
What happened when an elephant took the bus?
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