1. It stops you from dying alone
2. It brings you more sex
3. Women who are married won’t need to work as much as when they are single
4. Married people are happier
5. You always have a plus one
6. Nothing cures a hangover like an orgasm
7. Married women don’t have to worry about being called cat lady
8. Listening to romantic songs doesn’t make you cry anymore
9. You have someone to kiss every morning
10. You also have someone to come home to every evening